++++++++++++++++++++ K-Rad 31337 h4x0r d00dz Lessin 2 ++++++++++++++++++++ Listen up Peepz, 'Dis b da' 'leet h4x0r Bluto again, 'dis time we be writin' dis' totally 'leet file on our kick azz wind0wz box. Ya'll better be scar'd of da' K-Rad 31337 h4x0r d00dz 'cause we 0wn j00! Now 'dat 'dat's outt' 'da way, we can get on wit' 'da lesson. 'Dis next lessin be on how'ta be a 'leet h4x0r jus' like 'da K-Rad 31337 h4x0r d00dz. Not as 'leet as we be, but 'leet neva' 'daless. 'Ike, like, Step 1 or som'em: First, ya'll must watch 'da totally 'leet tv show Dukes of Hazzard or 'da even 'leet'r show, Barney. 'Is 'ssistan' BeBop be tol'y hot. Like, uh, oh ya', secon': Ya'll mus't know how 'ta Ride 'da Port 80. Esplain'd in 'da first K-Rad 31337 h4x0r d00dz phile. Turd..I mean..Third: Ya' mus' run 'da complet'ly 'leet operatin' system Wind0wz 98. Make dang sure ya' convert yo' driv' 'ta FAT32 so 'ya can fit mo' of 'dese K-Rad Filez on 'dat bitch. F'urth: You'z can't drink no carbonated d'inks. Ya musta d'ink 'da 'leet drink Tang. Me momma say'z 'dat 'dose kick azz astronaut'z d'ink it and if I d'ink i' to, I become c00l lik' 'dem too. So you'z best d'ink 'dat sheet o' my momma put som' slap down on 'yo ass. And...Fifthest: Y'ou'z got'sta E'spect us 'leet h4x0r'z, 'speci'lly 'da K-Rad 31337 h4x0r d00dz. 'Cause 'ike, we be fwom 'da futo'r an' 'tuff. 'Dat conclud'z 'dis phile from 'da K-Rad h4x0r d00dz, Bluto an' 'da alway'z 'leet, Pookie. 'Dis phile was writt'n on 'da total'ly 'leet dat' of February 54th, 2004. We, in 'da futo'r hav' like, mo' day'z and sheet. We went forw'rd in time. We en' up wreetin' some 'leet shit phile'z. Keep yo' eyez op'n biatch. By 'Da K-Rad 31337 h4x0r d00dz. 'Da quote for ta'day be "Wha' sin has not be'n commit'd in 'da name o' efficien'y." We b' out biatches. Lata' peepz. ('Memba 'ta check out #hackerzlair on 'da 'leet serva' irc.dal.net).