++++++++++++++ The History of The K-Rad 31337 h4x0r d00dz ++++++++++++++ Yo, listen, this here be Bluto, da' 'leetest biatch on da' net. Fuck da cDc, MOD, LOD, and dose losers at LOU. We own da 'net. And we rule it with a iron fist. You don' like it, go soak ya head and inhale deeply. Next, I want to address da fact dat my bro, Pookie, is da only one who matches my 'leet ness. Hell rock yo lame ass. As for da rest of ya biatches, we own you. Heres da history of da K-Rad 31337 h4x0r d00dz from da ground up. Ma' bud, pookie, and I were sittin' round da' house one day, watching da totally 'leet tv series Dukes of Hazzard. Da' episode where da' mayor tries to kidnap his sista. Anywayz, we be sittin' dere, and I look over at my 'leet bud pookie, and I sayz to him, "yo, pookster, we be 'leet hax0rz!" He lookzed back at me, and sayed "me thinks you be right biatch." So, dat is how da K-Rad 31337 hax0rz came 'ta be. If ya 'tink ya gotz what it takes 'ta be in 'da K-Rad 31337 hax0rz d00dz, then ya be dead wrong, ya overweight slug. We be da leetest peepz on da net. Face it, we 0wn j00z! Sinze we be so 'leet, we gonna tellz how 'ta hack any'ting in da world. Here's how ya do it. Da' hackin' lesson - How ta' ride 'da port 80: Ridin' port 80 be simple. All ya gotsa' do is telenet to 'da portz 80 on 'da comp ya want 'ta hack. Just wait for 'da prompt 'ta come up, and enta' da name 31337 hax0r d00d. Da' person watchin' da screen is gonna see 'dat you put in 'da name 31337 hax0r d00d, and through da' process of logica' t'inking will realize 'dat you ya be one 31337 biatch, associate ya name with our group name, and out of a process call'd da' process of elimination, will let ya in out of da' fear dat you be da reel 31337 hax0r d00d, bluto or pookie, and youz can just download 'da password file in /pub/passwd. Ain't dat simple? Thought so. 'Dis concludez da History of da k-rad 31337 hax0r d00dz, 'da first lesson on how 'ta hack anythin' ya want, and 'da reason 'ta fear our 31337 azzes. Look for 'da 'leet Bluto and Pookie on 'da channel #hackerzlair on irc.dal.net beatch. L8r p33pz. Written by Bluto and Pookie of Da' K-Rad 31337 h4x0r d00dz. on 4/5/2003. We be so 'leet, we came back in time 'ta help yo lame azzes!