The Bitch Rant
			     (First of its kind)
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	This is the first ever Bitch Rant.  That is probably a double
negative, but I really dont care.  anyway, in this file i will bitch about
stuff that bothers me.  this particular bitch rant is gonna be about stuff
that i think sucks.  mainly stuff about why this world sucks actually.  i
dedicate this file to #hackerzlair on irc.dal.net, because without i would
have never bitched and moaned as much as i do.  although most people
probably hate me for it, and for those who do, sit down and rotate.
moving on...first thing that i think sucks are people who have seen the
movie hackers, and steal names from it, and expect to be a great hacker
and command respect just cause they have a cool name.  well, for all you
people out there who that, i have a few things to say.  first, the names
arnt cool, they pretty much blow.  second, your losers.  get a life and
while your at it, get a real name.  people make fun of you when you do
that, and i dont blame them.  i make fun of you, too.  i mean, cmon here
people, think about this, how hard is it to come up with a name?  if your
not gonna use it alot, just use john or bob or some name like that.
seriously here, you have a brain, at least most of you do, so lets try and
use it, and actually think.  i know, for alot of you thinking is new, but
try it sometime, it actually works.  speaking of brains, for you people
out there who use names like "Master Hacker" or "Hacking God" (i have seen
both names used), get a fucking life.  YOUR LAME, YOUR STUPID, AND YOU
SUCK!  if you expect people to think that your all great, prove it by
showing knowledge, not by taking a name like MasterHacker.  get real.  how
stupid can you possibly be?  i like to think that the majority of the
population is not retarded, but i am seriously starting to reconsider
this.  secondly, people who take those names, you should pack your things
immediatly, cause that white wagon is coming for ya.  bet you can already
smell those rubber walls.  id like to recap on everything i just said,
people who steal names from famous people, like phiberoptik, or from the
movie hackers, or use names like hackinggod, masterhacker, etc, are
stupid, moronic, pathetic, retarded, freaky, mentally ill pukes who are a
waste of a life and skin.  now that we have that cleared up, id like to
also say that people who write with letters, numbers, and
lowercase/capital letters mixed, have GOT to be from another planet.
noone ive met so far from this planet can be THAT DUMB.  i mean how stupid
and lacking a brain can you be?  a bunch of brain puppys.  consider how
STUPID you look like writing like that.  and what in the nine hells
possessed you to write like that anyway?  are you such a rebel that you
CANT write like the rest of the semi-intelligent people in this world?
apparently not.  i feel no pity, no remorse when i destroy people who
write like that.  they deserve it.  a message for people who do write like
that:  grow the fuck up, get a life, and most of all, start writing like
the rest of the higher life forms on this planet.  now since most people
who write like that are probly pissed at me, and id like to keep my flame
mail down to a minimum, im gonna end that particular section of this file.
next, id like to address people who lie about hacking to make themselves
seem better hackers.  a prime example of this is a guy who came into irc
one day, and claimed that he was 14, smoked weed, dropped acid, drank
booze, sniffed coke, and was a heroine addict.  on top of all that, he was
a great hacker, who hacked www.whitehouse.gov only 1 week ago, but was let
out because he was a minor, and he could still use a computer, and the
authorities GAVE HIM BACK THE COMPUTER, and he could still use a phone,
too.  now, upon hearing all that i knew that he was a moron, so i played
along.  me and a friend got him to tell us how he hacked
www.whitehouse.gov.  now, according to him, he "rode port 80" into the
site, once the "prompt" came up he entered a user/pass (i think he got it
through the grapevine..not sure..) and "rode it more" into the system,
downloaded the passwd file, and then left.  now...once he said that i
couldnt stop laughing, and i am laughing right now.  anyway, if you have
ever telnetted to port 80, you would know that there is NO PROMPT THAT
COMES UP, NO PLACE TO ENTER THE USER/PASS, and you cant just "RIDE PORT
80" into a site.  if you ever try to lie to prove your a good hacker, one,
make it a GOOD lie, two, KNOW THE LIE, dont make shit up on the spot
unless your a GOOD liar, and third, most importantly, have a very
inexperienced hacker crowd that your telling the lie too.  then slowly
tell the lie to more and more experienced people.  that way, you have alot
of people backing you up and supporting you.  but, actually, dont do any
of that, just dont lie.  if you do, your a hairless overgrown ape.
finally, id also like to send a big, huge, giant, FUCK YOU to people who
write with colors/caps on irc.  one, we dont need to see colors, were not
blind, and if we were, WE WOULDNT BE ON IRC!  also, why type in caps?
everynow and then to emphasize something, like i do in this file, is ok,
but if you type in caps ALL THE TIME LIKE THIS THEN YOU SUCK MORE THAN
MONICA LEWINSKY.  well, that does it for this rant, be sure to look out
for more Bitch Rants coming your way.


If you got any problem with anything written in this file, screw off.
If you have INTELLIGENT (notice the emphasis on INTELLIGENT) comments or
complaints or anything, that are INTELLIGENT (again, hence INTELLIGENT)
you can find me at #hackerzlair on irc.dal.net.  That's dalnet for you
thick headed people.

On an extra note: FUCK ALL OF YOU WHO LIKE HANSON OR THE SPICE GIRLS!  but
kudo's to people who have sex with the spice girls.  lucky enough to find
them when they're not having sex with each other.


written on some date that really don't matter cause my opinions dont
change.  ever.

written by phooey
find me on #hackerzlair on dalnet.
(cant emphasize that enough)

howdy to:
procon, ladyinblk, smilez, shamen, and corrosion.  hi to all the rest of
#hackerzlair too.  fuck you to both the bots, systemx and systemy, one of
these days im taking those bots down.  one of these days...